For independent Irish animal-care businesses

Your next new client is already calling. Are you answering?

Every missed call, 9pm web form and Facebook message gets answered fast and followed up until they book — in your practice's own voice. Done for you, with no monthly fee — you pay only for the new clients we bring you. You stop losing new clients to whoever rang back first.

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The missed call

Reception is with an animal, the phone rings out — and a worried owner rings the next clinic within minutes.

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The 9pm web form

Enquiries land after hours and sit unanswered until morning. By then they've booked elsewhere.

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The unread message

Facebook and Instagram DMs pile up. A new client asking "do you take new patients?" hears nothing back.

How it works

Four steps. None of them are yours.

We sit on the front of your funnel — the enquiry channels only. We never touch your clinical systems, and we never give medical advice. Admin and booking, full stop.

1

Instant acknowledgement

The moment a call is missed or a form comes in, the owner gets a warm reply — even at 2am — so no one feels ignored.

24/7, automatic
2

Fast personalised reply

A real, human-quality answer in your practice's voice — answering the question and moving them toward booking.

Fast, in business hours
3

Follow-up until they book

A gentle multi-touch sequence chases the ones who don't reply, so nothing dies quietly in the inbox.

3 touches, no pressure
4

One-page monthly report

Plain English: enquiries handled, response time before vs after, and the new clients we helped recover.

Every month, conservative
The piece that pays for itself

Missed-call rescue

A missed call is a person who needs you now. The second it rings out, Coinne texts them back — so instead of dialling the next clinic, they're already talking to yours.

  • Fires in seconds. No one waits on hold, no one is left wondering if you're open.
  • In your voice. Warm and local — it reads like your best receptionist, not a robot.
  • Safe by design. Anything urgent or medical is sent straight to you — "please ring the clinic now."
Pricing

No monthly fee. You pay only for the new clients we bring you.

No retainer, no tiers, no lock-in. Every practice gets the full service — and you only ever pay for the new clients we can prove we brought you. If we bring you none, there's nothing to pay.

Everything included
Pay per result
No monthly fee — a share of each new client we prove we recovered, and nothing otherwise.
  • Missed-call text-back
  • Fast first reply, your voice
  • 3-touch follow-up until they book
  • After-hours auto-acknowledgement
  • Reactivation of old enquiries
  • Dedicated tracked number
  • Review-request automation
  • Monthly strategy call
  • One-page recovered-leads report
  • No setup fee · cancel any time
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You only pay for results

Each month our report shows the new clients we recovered for you. You pay only for the ones we can prove we brought in — and nothing at all if we bring you none. There's no monthly fee to lose, so it can't cost you money.

A recovered client is counted conservatively and confirmed with you — only real, traceable new clients count, on a definition we agree in writing before we start.

Built to be trusted with your clients

Careful with people. Careful with their pets.

GDPR Article 28

We operate as your data processor under a signed Article 28 agreement, with named sub-processors and minimal retention.

Admin only, never clinical

We never give veterinary or triage advice. Anything urgent or medical is routed straight to you — every time.

Irish & independent

Owner-run, here in Ireland. You deal with a person you can talk to, not a faceless overseas agency. Your voice, your terms.

Questions owners actually ask

Straight answers

Do you give medical advice to my clients? +

Never. Coinne handles admin and booking only. If a message sounds urgent or medical, we don't attempt to help — we tell the owner to ring the practice straight away (or your out-of-hours line). This protects animal welfare and keeps you clear of any liability.

Will it sound like a robot? +

No. We build a short voice profile from how your practice actually speaks, and every reply reads warm, plain and local — the way your best receptionist would put it. You approve the voice before anything goes live.

Won't it clash with my receptionist or double-message people? +

No — and this is built in, not hoped for. The missed-call text only fires when a call goes unanswered, so if your receptionist picks up, nothing sends. For web forms, social messages and after-hours enquiries, we agree up front which channels are ours to cover — the ones your team can't get to anyway. We see the full thread, so a lead is only ever answered once. Coinne covers the gaps; it never talks over your front desk.

Do you plug into my practice software? +

No. We deliberately sit on the front of your funnel — the enquiry channels only — and never touch ezyVet, Provet or your records. Less risk, less setup, and nothing clinical ever passes through us.

How do I know it's actually working? +

We record your response time and rough missed-enquiry rate in week one as a baseline, then the monthly report shows the before-and-after and the clients we can honestly tie to a recovered lead. We under-claim on purpose — numbers you can trust beat numbers you doubt.

Free Response Audit

See exactly where you're losing new clients.

Tell us your practice and we'll send back a free, honest one-page audit — where enquiries are leaking and what it's likely costing you. No strings, no pitch.

  • One page, plain English, genuinely useful
  • No obligation and no sales call unless you ask
  • Usually back to you within two working days
✅ Thanks — that's with us. We'll be back to you within two working days at the email you gave.